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A Love Letter to Bots

Hello, Bots.
I know its you…

I want to mention that I appreciate our little chats.
The ones where I talk, you feed my words into a chatbot’s learning algorithm, and then pop over to the contact form to send me the strangest message over and over:

HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS YOUR PRICE.

Never in the same language twice, mind, that’s the real treat. I have a love for picking up a language, learning 25 words, and then having distracted-boyfriend thoughts about some other babe language with its own beautiful script. But you, you send me the same creepy 10ish words in a long, drawn out puzzle – what language is it going to be today?

  • Russian (of course.)
  • Ukrainian (spicy, sending these back to back)
  • Romanian
  • Polish
  • Greek
  • Irish (that was a jump in the pattern)
  • Hindi?
  • Japanese?

I cannot wait to see.

Apologies to any actual humans I have caught in my readers, but only a little,
Ty ouuuuuuut.